nervous message

I got a message (which I couldn't read, because I'm no longer a paying member) from a guy whose profile reads, in part,
"I think that everytime we ride in an elevator we should kiss until the doors open and we should look like nothing happened...I think it would be incredible to meet for lunch and pretend we didn’t know each other...I want to play games with you...I want someone to want to touch my arm as I drive, that when I look over they smile all the way down to their shoulders. I want to lay in bed and have you reach to me and play with my hair while we talk." (the misspelled, and other such mistakes, are his, left as they were)
Anyone besides me a little nervous about this?